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Anonymous Who do you think among the users touches most grass?

Let's limit this to those who occasionally use the site, excluding complete non-users.
We could also take opinions, social life, etc. into account, not just the amount of time spent on the platform.

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Lockheed SR-71 blackbird's picture
Joined: 19/12/2025

i want to nominate myself, since i have grass that i touch that leads up to my engineering shed

Hentai4you's picture
Joined: 22/08/2025

Hehe plane shaped like penis. I call you now the penis plane :3

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teto's picture
Joined: 29/04/2026

London is technically a forest by UN standards so all londeners live in a forest.

The Lord Warden's picture
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Maggotero's picture
Joined: 23/04/2026

Brochacho I'm not stalking you

Maggotero's picture
Joined: 23/04/2026

And besides why tf did you make yourself get notified by new comments

sentient sword's picture
Joined: 01/07/2026

i live around and care huge creatures that litterally eat the stuff obviosly i touch the most

Zeraora's picture
Joined: 08/05/2026

Fat vegetarians? 

sentient sword's picture
Joined: 01/07/2026

no, cow's you stupid fuck i live on a farm

Zeraora's picture
Joined: 08/05/2026

Sometimes I forget that some people are too hard headed to take a joke.

Maggotero's picture
Joined: 23/04/2026

They're technically fat vegetarians

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Not Come Rabuda's picture
Joined: 05/12/2025

1- Pls don't use IA when you search because not only it guess the answer but also guess what you mean with the question 



2- All herbivores who are physical capable of eat meat will eat meet. What you learned at school was a simplification. 



3- Vegetarian was a thing human made, we shouldn't use this metrics at animals.

sentient sword's picture
Joined: 01/07/2026

what im trying to say is yhat i once heard a story that sheep on a rural island i think where ripping birds apart and im pretty sure the same logic could apply to cows

Not Come Rabuda's picture
Joined: 05/12/2025

That's true, California squirrels are eating rats and are coming to be seen as omnivores. There is indirect human interference in this case.



https://www.reddit.com/r/natureismetal/comments/cx7c4e/squirrel_eating_a_mouse/

sentient sword's picture
Joined: 01/07/2026

by the way hear me out..... the princess from slay the princess

sentient sword's picture
Joined: 01/07/2026

i cant remember the vid that i saw tbh

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Anonymous
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grass? tis but a foreign concept to a respectable chronic anon as myself, i pity the fools whom still entertain this thought in their minds

Limbo Prime's picture
Joined: 09/09/2024

i just got sand and dirt around me, maybe the rare patch of dead grass but i dont count it

Obamna's picture
Joined: 16/12/2025

If you changed grass to ass then it still wouldn’t be me

 

Mister Greenfeld's picture
Joined: 26/04/2023

Rape Ape

Ranger Yeager's picture
Joined: 10/09/2020

No see you're thinking about assaulting grass we're just talking about going outside

SupahStalin's picture
Joined: 21/08/2025

hell nah bro he touches the least

The Lord Warden's picture
Joined: 11/09/2023

rape ape is his alt account btw 

Radiance's picture
Joined: 09/03/2024

anyone who doesn't figure that out doesn't deserve the info tbf 

Anonymous
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Touch grass? Nah fam, I touch it, and by it, I mean my willy 

Captain Ahab E.G.O's picture
Joined: 03/06/2025

Not dante

Danteh's picture
Joined: 02/03/2026

<fuck you ahab the closest thing you touched to grass is the inside of a whale>

Captain Ahab E.G.O's picture
Joined: 03/06/2025

sea weed counts while all u get is iron

Anonymous
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i touch grass every day

 

Anonymous
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how does this deserve a -5.5 the only reason u people dont is cuz u are too busy gooning urself

LR STR RED Medic's picture
Joined: 22/03/2026

Despite living in what you would call a mountainside village, the grass here can't be trusted. Stepping outside from your home to the front lawn is like suddenly going from England to Australia, safe and comfy inside, cloudy with a high chance of snakes biting your ankles outside.

Lenz's picture
Joined: 17/04/2026

I'm curious about what people think about me 

Zeraora's picture
Joined: 08/05/2026

Times flies but I know that you're still the same.

You haven't touched grass in a long time.

Lenz's picture
Joined: 17/04/2026

fuck you

space bunny
Anonymous's picture

i havent really seen you anywhere but you must be a W

The Lord Warden's picture
Joined: 11/09/2023

you are barely active and I guess that makes you a grass toucher

Not Come Rabuda's picture
Joined: 05/12/2025

U are a cute pie

Not Come Rabuda's picture
Joined: 05/12/2025

I just realized that your pfp is from Sodikken. I respect your taste.

Jager's picture
Joined: 04/01/2023

I mean you're barely active so id consider that grass touching behaviour

Anonymous
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Nezha. Actual down to earth person with nouanced takes.

Jager's picture
Joined: 04/01/2023

His takes can be around the place some times

Lockheed SR-71 blackbird's picture
Joined: 19/12/2025

i want to nominate myself, since i have grass that i touch that leads up to my engineering shed

Hentai4you's picture
Joined: 22/08/2025

Hehe plane shaped like penis. I call you now the penis plane :3

Lockheed SR-71 blackbird's picture
Joined: 19/12/2025

... i... i dont know how to react to this

Gustaaf Verschraegen's picture
Joined: 24/05/2020

its dangerous to go alone 

take this

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The Lord Warden's picture
Joined: 11/09/2023

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Sems's picture
Joined: 15/01/2021

Is that yours? Did you already have to use it on her?

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Joined: 22/08/2025

Gustaaf Verschraegen's picture
Joined: 24/05/2020

not yet

emphasis on the yet

Sems's picture
Joined: 15/01/2021

You're not gonna use it for bonking her head are you?

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